before this gets any further, I must warn
***THIS IS A RANT BLOG***
Hello friends, and friends of friends, and friends of friends of friends of friends:
This blog is going to be talking about the evil, malicious things my (Evil) Step-Sisters (whom I will from this point on be referring to as demons, witches, ect.) do to inflict jealousy, anger or any other "dark" feeling toward them.
The major thing i'll be talking about today has to do with their love of Junk Food...
HAH and they thought I was eating bad food?
Lets see here, can anyone tell me what this recipe is for?
- Hot Cheetos
- Doritos
- Philadelphia Cream Cheese
- 10:30
That's right! It's a recipe for FATTYNESS!
Seriously! I can't believe these witches who are living in my house. A jumbo-jack a day don't quite do it for you?! Now you're eating at 10:30 PM well over the time when dinner is OK to eat. Not only that, you add in almost PURE FAT with those lactic-acidy Hot cheetos? Dipping and scooping your chips with that Cream Cheese? BLEH
If Cream cheese is good for one thing, it's good for bagels!!
In conclusion/short:
DON'T YUU EVER TELL ME I EAT UNHEALTHY WHEN YUU EAT FAST FOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK AND DON'T EVEN BUY ME ANYTHING. I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING FATTER BY THE SECOND, SO ITS OK. YUU PATHETIC FOOLS CAN EAT YOUR JUMBO JACKS AND DOUBLE-QUARTER-POUNDERS. I WON'T DIE AT THE AGE OF 20!!!
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